Episode#6 – Greg Keller
When I first met Greg Keller, it was much of a “one-sided” meeting. Two years ago, I was shooting from the weeds (as I normally do) and from across the course I hear the most beautiful, most beatific line of connected profanity I have ever heard. I fancy myself somewhat of a connoisseur of the profane. This was music to my ears. Who ever it was, was singing these sounds high into the heavens. Come to find out, it was because over a FLAT TIRE. Precious! Greg and I met later that day. Today our paths frequently meet and overlap.
Mud and Cowbells (Greg’s blog that roughly focuses on cyclocross), has garnered a following of readers that is hard to beat. In it, he waxes philosophical on life, bikes and everything in-between. Recently I caught up with him at a Wednesday Worlds training session and, once again, saw the passion that he has for cross…he lives it and he loves to share it with everybody. I think that is the true greatness in Greg. His passion is contagious. And he spreads this crazed virus through resounding profanity, or quiet chat with other riders on training rides. Greg simply possesses an unbridled fervor for sport and for life that is, quite honestly, very refreshing.
- With what team do you ride? I am a proud rider and assist with managing the ‘orange and black’: Boulder Cycle Sport
- How long have you been racing? I raced my first cross in ’96 in some schoolyard somewhere in Northern New Jersey.
- How did you get started racing? I obsessed over BMX…or ‘dirt bikes’ as we called them as kids in the early 80’s. My parents dragged me around the East Coast to do NBL races. MTB’s were just a bigger version of that which I just ‘had’ to race on. As it relates to cylocross: I saw Tom Steels in some horribly muddy Paris Roubaix in the mid 90’s and saw at first he was wearing this visor on his helmet (I could relate as I’m a MTB’er and liked seeing that on a pro-roadie at the time). Then someone said, ‘…yeah and he’s riding a ‘cross bike.’ ‘A what,’ I said? And it all started from there.
- What is your all-time favorite race? Hmm. For me personally it was without hesitation in my voice the race I did in Bakel, The Netherlands a few years ago when I got to do some ‘cross racing in The Motherland. Flyovers, sand, tacky forest trails…it was glaringly apparent what type of riding Dugasts were made for.
- What is your strongest discipline? Barriers. Yeah, barriers.
- What part of bike racing do you absolutely loath Total knob-headed, fitness weenie, race organization complaining ego maniacs. Just f-ing race. Johan Brunyeel is not calling you any time soon to race for Radio Shack.
- Tell me a little about your bikes and gear. What are they, what cool little gizmos do you use to train, what is your favorite piece of equipment? Ridley X-Night Cross Bikes. Ahrens Revolver 29’er (geared). Kelly Roshambo 29’er (1×1), Sycip roadie. I was all geeked up on my PowerTap a few years ago but all that has a thick layer of dust on it now. The greatest gizmo I use to train is my camera…to capture all the rad times my friends and I have while beating each other senseless on our epics. Favorite piece of equipment. My rubber: Dugasts.
- Do you have any superstitions about racing or any pre-race rituals? What are they and how did they start? No superstitions other than I swear in my hypoxia I can still hear my dad (who never saw me race cross) yell at me in the woods ‘give ‘em hell.’ That motivates me.
- If money was absolutely no object, what bike would you ride and how would it be painted? I think I have some RAD rides but if money were absolutely no object I’d have some scientist develop a set of clear carbon fiber tubes and clear carbon deep dish rims. Sort of like those metal drummers kits from the 80’s. That shit is hot.
- If you could race with any pro, from any time in history who would it be? Eric De Vlaeminck. Definitely Eric. 7 times cyclocross world champion. We’d probably get loaded first then go and jump over barriers. Then we’d get more loaded.
- You are granted a riding session with one current pro team. This session includes as many hours of riding as you would like, lunch at any location you choose and the ability to ride any place in the world. How do you fulfill this dream? Please be specific with details about lunch conversations with riders and any pertinent gossip that is applicable. Without question it’s Quick Step during their training camp in Tuscany. Hopefully we’re in Lucca and riding the hills around Valgiano. We stop off at this little trattoria I know in the hills above Lucca and by gosh, we see the man himself, Cipo. Mario’s a local, you know. He and I hit it off, we blow off Boonen and the Quick Step Belgians kiddies and we cruise old town Lucca (queue in Resevior Dogs tunes). He takes me to his tailors, shows me how to dress and, you know, how to make nice talk with the ladies (of course I only apply this new skill to talk with my wife). We then cruise to his little bike shop close to town and get lessons from his mechanic on how to appropriately apply bar tape, finish up with a cappuccino and say goodbye. Yes, we have just had a man date.
- Who would you absolutely love to beat by the end of this year, and why? ME!!! Honestly I’m racing myself out there and need to prove shit to me before I think about anyone else. That’s not rhetoric. No one else matters as it relates to my placings either in front of or behind of. I can ‘tell’ where wheels are in front of me but lap after lap I’m thinking ‘cleaner, faster, cleaner, faster.’ Sometimes no one is ahead, often there is. Seeing my bro on the podium get’s me as charged as when I can take one of the steps. Proving to myself I can do better is something I need to control. Other mopes can’t effect that.
